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03/30/2005: "bowling balls and parasols"

today is wednesday, which means, you guessed it, brently's day off (can i say that without sounding too ricky henderson-ish? ricky, pick-up the phone; it's me...you!)

anyway, i have done a whole bunch of nothing today - well, at least nothing that counts as something - and i thought it would be wise to have a drink or few...all prior to 2:30PM. nice.

so when does poker officially jump the shark? i contend that it just happened. good ol' TiVo went ahead and pulled this gem for me: poker night at Macaulay Culkin's house. here's the kicker - his poker night consisted of the following people:

*Macaulay as himself
*Phil Laak as desperately seeking an oustide industry revenue source (and dealer)
*Wilmer Valderrama as sidekick metrosexual shill
*Brett Tabisel as...as...as...who the heck is this guy?
*Hugh Sterbakov as the ivy league educated writer who loses his ass
*Mila Kunis as semi-hottie walldressing

btw - Laura Prepon is the creator/executive producer. so f-ing sad. it's like one big hollywood nepotistic gang bang.

anyway, i suffered 40 minutes of this for you, gentle reader. and why? oh, b/c i was waiting for the 3:45PM Poker Stars $11+Rebuys tourney. heh.

Macaulay ran away with it, but not before repeatedly groping Mila for the world to see; i don't care if these two are shacked up or not, i don't want to watch Casper the Childhood Actor Ghost fondle Friday's twin. eeeeeewwww!

b/c Hugh and Brett whined so much during the game about how broke they were (nice careers, guys), Little Mac spilt the $10K and gave it to them. awww, how sweet. probably was E's money anyway.

i'm off...pokertime, excellent!

~~~more to come~~~

and now the hand that ended today's run...

PokerStars Game #1443560385: Tournament #6452377, Hold'em No Limit - Level XI
(600/1200) - 2005/03/30 - 19:20:31 (ET)
Table '6452377 33' Seat #2 is the button
Seat 1: Hypocycloid (14775 in chips)
Seat 2: rebuy13 (6380 in chips)
Seat 3: cag17 (14774 in chips)
Seat 4: fuller76 (28599 in chips)
Seat 5: KingKong28 (22220 in chips)
Seat 6: T-bull (37201 in chips)
Seat 7: KiwiKool (11300 in chips)
Seat 8: sellthekids (15352 in chips)
Seat 9: sweetguy121 (40134 in chips)
Hypocycloid: posts the ante 75
rebuy13: posts the ante 75
cag17: posts the ante 75
fuller76: posts the ante 75
KingKong28: posts the ante 75
T-bull: posts the ante 75
KiwiKool: posts the ante 75
sellthekids: posts the ante 75
sweetguy121: posts the ante 75
cag17: posts small blind 600
fuller76: posts big blind 1200
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to sellthekids [Ac As]
KingKong28: folds
T-bull: raises 2400 to 3600
KiwiKool: raises 7625 to 11225 and is all-in
sellthekids: raises 4052 to 15277 and is all-in
sweetguy121: folds
Hypocycloid: folds
rebuy13: folds
cag17: folds
fuller76: folds
T-bull: calls 11677
*** FLOP *** [2h Jd 5s]
*** TURN *** [2h Jd 5s] [Qd]
*** RIVER *** [2h Jd 5s Qd] [7d]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
T-bull: shows [Jc Js] (three of a kind, Jacks)
sellthekids: shows [Ac As] (a pair of Aces)
T-bull collected 8104 from side pot
KiwiKool: shows [Tc Td] (a pair of Tens)
T-bull collected 36150 from main pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 44254 Main pot 36150. Side pot 8104. | Rake 0
Board [2h Jd 5s Qd 7d]
Seat 1: Hypocycloid folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: rebuy13 (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: cag17 (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 4: fuller76 (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 5: KingKong28 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: T-bull showed [Jc Js] and won (44254) with three of a kind, Jacks
Seat 7: KiwiKool showed [Tc Td] and lost with a pair of Tens
Seat 8: sellthekids showed [Ac As] and lost with a pair of Aces
Seat 9: sweetguy121 folded before Flop (didn't bet)

and that's the way the cookie crumbles. i think i will go have a drink....

Replies: 3 Comments

mila = HOT

dac said @ 03/30/2005 06:56 PM CST


Glad ur blogging on the reg again. I hadn't stopped by in a minute. As always it was delightful to check ur spot. I'm a girl and I think mila is pretty hot too. LOL!


Nique said @ 03/31/2005 10:37 AM CST

I'm out?
I AM OUT!!!!
Hey, I took a little time off, so sue me. Come on! I posted *TODAY*. You'll love it. Gimmie another chance.
Love the new look and dig your new addiction. I think I'm going to have to settle for being the perm. dealer. Between you, Stan, Winn, & Kaiser, there is no hope for me.

Brokensword says he ain't OUT! said @ 04/01/2005 02:06 PM CST

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