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02/17/2006: everybody have fun tonight

there are some perks to working with the public: for holidays, esp. ones like xmas, valentines, easter, etc., you often get small "gifts", usually in the form of candy, starbucks gift certs, movie pass etc.

most of our clients know i am a huge candy hog; not hard to miss, i am six-foot tall and weigh 200 pounds...something is adding to my waistline and it ain't the grooming. one client brought, no lie, a shopping bag full of candy this Valentines. a shopping bag! i would guess it is easily $30-$50 worth of candy: Mars bars, Almond Joys (got nuts), Mounds (don't), Kit Kats, Snickers, Milky Ways, Reece's Peanut Butter Cups...even a bag of peanut M&Ms that weighed over three pounds (btw, these are my favy!)

so i have been snacking on chocolate all week. one type i am enjoying are Doves: little heart-shaped solids of chocolate. i would prefer them with almonds, but hey, beggers can't be choosers. anyway, Doves are wrapped in foil, which is great b/c i can unwrap them, eat them, and then make a foil ball to shoot at my imaginary waste basket goal (i am an only child. i am easily amused when alone.) well, unbeknownst to me, Doves have little messages on the inside of their foil wrapping. i haven't notice till now, but it's kinda nice; like a fortune cookie, but with chocolate - neat! one that i recently opened said, "be a little mysterious". wow - there it is! all this time i thought i have been lacking in life b/c i am not a billionare or because i do not have a fourteen-inch cock. but now i know, the answer is, "be a little msyterious". problem solved!


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